Frequently asked rat questions
Everything the public is currently cleared to know about recurring rat distribution.
01What exactly do I receive?
One professionally curated, high-resolution rat picture delivered by email each calendar month while your subscription is active. It might be a photograph, wallpaper, illustration, infographic, or something science should have prevented. Every Rat Drop is different.
02Why am I billed every three months?
Because I felt like it, and monthly billing is too normal. Ratpicz costs $10 every three months, covering three monthly Rat Drops. One payment. Three ratz. The mathematics are devastating.
03When will my first rat arrive?
Your first rat is scheduled for the first day of the month after you subscribe. Email providers occasionally delay the rat while they complete their little inspections.
04When do regular Rat Drops arrive?
Near the beginning of each calendar month. The rat arrives when the month is young and emotionally vulnerable.
05Can I cancel?
Yes. You may cancel through the billing portal before your next quarterly renewal. Cancellation prevents future renewals, but it does not reverse a payment that has already been completed. The rat remembers, but the rat understands.
06What happens after I cancel?
If you cancel at the end of your current billing period, your subscription remains active until that paid period expires. Your remaining Rat Drops will continue arriving. We do not abandon ratz already in transit.
07Can I receive a refund?
Refunds are not automatic. Read the Refund Policy, then contact support with the email address and payment information connected to your purchase. Never send full card details. Refund decisions follow our policy and applicable law—not the judgment of the Rat Council.
08Are the rat pictures safe for work?
Yes. Ratpicz contains no explicit content. That said, your workplace may maintain unusually hostile policies toward small mammals.
09Are the images photographed, illustrated, original, or AI-assisted?
ALL OF THE ABOVE. One month may bring a magnificent rat photograph. The next could feature an original illustration by a human artist. Another may contain premium, ethically sourced AI rat slop. The pipeline is unpredictable. The quality is non-negotiable.
10Can I repost or commercially use the images?
Your subscription includes a personal-use license unless a specific Rat Drop says otherwise. Public reposting, resale, merchandise, advertising, or other commercial use requires written permission from Ascensa LLC. You bought access to the rat. You did not buy the rat empire.
11What if my rat does not arrive?
First, check your spam and promotions folders. The rat may be hiding. If it is still missing, contact Support email to be confirmed and include the email address used at checkout. Never send card details. We will dispatch a search party.
12Is Ratpicz affiliated with RatHub?
No. RatHub is a fictional joke within the Ratpicz universe. Ratpicz is operated by Ascensa LLC and is not affiliated with RatHub or any similarly named service. Please stop asking what happens inside RatHub.
13Who operates Ratpicz?
Ratpicz is a brand and subscription service operated by Ascensa LLC. The ratz hold no formal equity at this time.